unpopular cookie opinions

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(via arrival-of-the-traveler)

comedycentral:

With only two Futurama episodes left of this season, the Comedy Central Shop is holding a Finale Sale, marking down Futurama merch 20%, including this Wooden Bender figure from Kid Robot.

His ass is neither shiny nor metal, but you can probably still bite it.

(via comedycentral)